Short on Pranking Ideas?

Have a look at our Video Gallery for some great inspiration!

Plus you’ll find out what “The Ultimate Prank” is on one of these super funny and entertaining videos…

… Just so you know you’re in the right place!

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Great Laugh!

Liven up any party with our hilarious and unique sayings that will have your party guests in stitches.

Over-the-top crude abusive balloons are a great joke to play on anyone you are comfortable with giving them to.

Brutally honest alternative to regular boring balloons!

‘Prank Up’ Your Party!

Insensitive inflatables are perfect for many occasions.

Birthday, anniversary, and work parties, and everyday pick-me-ups, Bar-B-Qs, or simply as a gag gift.

Celebrate adult-themed parties in style with these mischievous decorations.

Place in random spots around a house or workplace for surprising pranks!

'Party' Black · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

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Party Set Sayings: I HATE MY LIFE, WHO INVITED YOU ANYWAY, I HATE YOU ALL, WORST DAY EVER, HAPPY F*CKIN’ WHATEVER, THIS PARTY S*CKS, OLD COW, I’D RATHER BE STONED, OLD PRICK, D*MN IT.

'General' Black · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

 Add to cart

General Set Sayings: B*TCH! PR*CK! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, GO ON…PINCH ME, F*CK YOU! YOU’RE FULL OF SH*T, S*TAN MADE ME DO IT, SH*T! THIS S*CKS, W*NKER.

'Party' White · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

 Add to cart

Party Set Sayings: I HATE MY LIFE, WHO INVITED YOU ANYWAY, I HATE YOU ALL, WORST DAY EVER, HAPPY F*CKIN’ WHATEVER, THIS PARTY S*CKS, OLD COW, I’D RATHER BE STONED, OLD PRICK, D*MN IT.

'General' White · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

Add to Cart

General Set Sayings: B*TCH! PR*CK! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, GO ON…PINCH ME, F*CK YOU! YOU’RE FULL OF SH*T, S*TAN MADE ME DO IT, SH*T! THIS S*CKS, W*NKER.

A Breath of Thick Air!

Tired of the same old boring balloons that just float around with no personality?

Thick Air Balloons’ Adult Party Balloons bring life to any get-together.

These helium-quality inflatables are thick and very durable so they’ll outlast your festivities for prolonged entertainment.

Besides helium, you can fill them with your own lovely, fresh breath!

More Than Words!

Choose from lots of sayings and variations for unusual and playful communication.

General set and Party set each have 10 balloons with rowdy and naughty messages.

Each set comes in black or white to match your social gathering festivity

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'Party' Black · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

 Add to cart

Party Set Sayings: I HATE MY LIFE, WHO INVITED YOU ANYWAY, I HATE YOU ALL, WORST DAY EVER, HAPPY F*CKIN’ WHATEVER, THIS PARTY S*CKS, OLD COW, I’D RATHER BE STONED, OLD PRICK, D*MN IT.

'General' Black · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

 Add to cart

General Set Sayings: B*TCH! PR*CK! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, GO ON…PINCH ME, F*CK YOU! YOU’RE FULL OF SH*T, S*TAN MADE ME DO IT, SH*T! THIS S*CKS, W*NKER.

'Party' White · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

 Add to cart

Party Set Sayings: I HATE MY LIFE, WHO INVITED YOU ANYWAY, I HATE YOU ALL, WORST DAY EVER, HAPPY F*CKIN’ WHATEVER, THIS PARTY S*CKS, OLD COW, I’D RATHER BE STONED, OLD PRICK, D*MN IT.

'General' White · 10 Pack

Abusive Adult Party Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

$25.00 

$15.99

Add to Cart

General Set Sayings: B*TCH! PR*CK! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, GO ON…PINCH ME, F*CK YOU! YOU’RE FULL OF SH*T, S*TAN MADE ME DO IT, SH*T! THIS S*CKS, W*NKER.

Abusive Balloons - Thick Air Balloons

Guaranteed to Deflate!

Our funny and sarcastic abusive balloons will round out your bash by deflating on their own, no tools required.

Simply set back and relax while they slowly shrink in size so you can dispose of them properly, but it may take a long while for them to go down.

Deck the Halls!

These brutally honest balloons can put a downer on someone’s (or your own) big day while your guests crack up and laugh.

Just make sure who you give them to has a great sense of humor and can appreciate an over-the-top gag gift like these.

They are perfect for your close friends you love to mess with and to put a smile on their face.

Celebrate in style with these ornery and unusual decorations that are thoroughly and utterly abusive!

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